Fav unfunny jokes?

[Monica]

What are your favorite lame or unfunny / corny jokes?

 

[Nebulous]

Love a good knock knock joke. Here’s some of my favorites:

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

 

[Monica]

I never seen some of those knock knock jokes.

 

[Smiley]

Any German joke. A German joke is no laughing matter. I can assure you.