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Step1: Get bread
Step2: Open bread
Step3: Reach inside
Step4: Grip bread
Step5: Pull out one slice
X 2 (Report twice)
Step6: Get peanut butter
Step7: Steal a knife
Step8: Grip top of peanut butter lid
Step9: Twist lid until unattached.
Step10: Pick up knife carefully with Nebulous's parental guidance.
Step11: Put the knife in the peanut butter.
Step12: Twist knife around inside the can of peanut butter.
Step13: Pull knife out.
Step14: Place knife on bread.
Step15: Spread knife across bread, spreading the peanut butter over the surface.
Xx (Repeat until you're satisfied with he portion of peanut butter on bread)
Step16: Pick up one slice of bread
Step17: Place on identical slice of bread, smash it together until it is firmly stuck.
Step18: Clean up your mess.
Step19: Shut off your cell phone
Step20: Be alone
Follow these steps and you will have one of the best peanut butter sandwiches you have ever had before...