Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his

[Jazzy]

BRADENTON, Fla. – When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.



Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.



Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.



The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.



Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_well_hidden_drugs

 

[The Dragon Master]

Oooookay then.... So if it isn't his, then why was it found between his buttocks?

 

[Evil Eye]

Oooookay then.... So if it isn't his, then why was it found between his buttocks?

Someone else must've put it in

 

[Nebulous]

Gross and weird....



The whole Its not mine excuse is the oldest one in the book. Why cant people think of something more creative?

 

[Evil Eye]

Why cant people think of something more creative?

Like aliens?

 

[Jazzy]

Puts a whole new meaning to the words butt crack.