Funny email

[Nebulous]

Today at work, a lady who works there sent out a mass email to everyone at the site:

Hello,



Last week I placed a new hand soap dispenser in the office bathroom and the women’s bathroom on the corridor.



Both are missing after only two days.



What a disappointment.



I had been gently warned about the potential for theft from the office bathroom (public use?) but was surprised to find them both missing.



So much for trying to add a little Pomegranate Mango to the day.

The last sentence killed me.. It was too funny. I'm going to have to go tell her that she made my day.

-EDIT-

Ok here we are over two months later...

24 hours was all it took for the new Christmas soap I placed in the bathroom—yes—to be stolen.



What is up with you, unethical, thoughtless and selfish person?



I had so hoped that this would not happen a second time.



There won’t be a third…The latest to be lifted was Evergreen from Bath and Body Works.



Merry Christmas to all the ethical, honest and respectful members of the -edit- community.

That was a couple days ago.. I guess someone went out and bought her a bunch of soaps to make her feel better.. She sent this email out..

Dear Santa of the Soaps,



Thank you for the incredibly lovely gift of hand soaps in all the holiday scents.



You have shown the true spirit of -edit-.



I appreciate your generosity and kindness…



-edit-

 

[Princess]

LOL. That is funny. I can't remember the last time I woke up with the thought Today I'm going to add a little Pomegranate Mango to my day

 

[Ashley]

LOL at the last line. I don't think I've ever gotten an email that funny.

 

[Nebulous]

I didnt get a chance to talk to her. I wonder if she was trying to be funny on purpose or if she was dead serious.

 

[Ashley]

I didnt get a chance to talk to her. I wonder if she was trying to be funny on purpose or if she was dead serious.

From the sounds of it, it almost sounds like she was trying to be serious, but it's really hard to say. You'll have to ask her next time you see her at work.

 

[Loucifer]

Today at work, a lady who works there sent out a mass email to everyone at the site:

Hello,



Last week I placed a new hand soap dispenser in the office bathroom and the women’s bathroom on the corridor.



Both are missing after only two days.



What a disappointment.



I had been gently warned about the potential for theft from the office bathroom (public use?) but was surprised to find them both missing.



So much for trying to add a little Pomegranate Mango to the day.

The last sentence killed me.. It was too funny. I'm going to have to go tell her that she made my day.

lol

- That's brilliant! Even though she was obviously annoyed, she still has an ace sense of humour! Good on her!

 

[Alien]

That's hilarious.

It's only soap!! Life's too short to get uptight about soap!!

Nebulous, did you ever find out if she was serious?

 

[Kaczynski]

Aww the thief was probably hungry for a bit of Pomegranate Mango. I know I'd be.

 

[TayneC8]

I don't think she was being serious on the last line

 

[Skillet]

I'm not too sure, actually.

 

[TayneC8]

I would laugh my head for the rest of the day if I got this.

 

[Nebulous]

Today at work, a lady who works there sent out a mass email to everyone at the site:

Hello,



Last week I placed a new hand soap dispenser in the office bathroom and the women’s bathroom on the corridor.



Both are missing after only two days.



What a disappointment.



I had been gently warned about the potential for theft from the office bathroom (public use?) but was surprised to find them both missing.



So much for trying to add a little Pomegranate Mango to the day.

The last sentence killed me.. It was too funny. I'm going to have to go tell her that she made my day.

-EDIT-

Ok here we are over two months later...

24 hours was all it took for the new Christmas soap I placed in the bathroom—yes—to be stolen.



What is up with you, unethical, thoughtless and selfish person?



I had so hoped that this would not happen a second time.



There won’t be a third…The latest to be lifted was Evergreen from Bath and Body Works.



Merry Christmas to all the ethical, honest and respectful members of the -edit- community.

That was a couple days ago.. I guess someone went out and bought her a bunch of soaps to make her feel better.. She sent this email out..

Dear Santa of the Soaps,



Thank you for the incredibly lovely gift of hand soaps in all the holiday scents.



You have shown the true spirit of -edit-.



I appreciate your generosity and kindness…



-edit-

Updated 1st post.

 

[Alien]

OMG I cannot believe that lady, after those last emails I would so steal her soaps just to get at her

 

[Naviero X]

That's hilarious!

Very nice of the last person to go buy soaps though, haha.

 

[Ashley]

I read that second email, and I got a good lol out of it. I know I'd be laughing like crazy if I ever got an email like that, that is just too funny.

 

[Nebulous]

Well who ever stole her soaps is pathetic..

She spent her own money to put something nice in the bathroom for everyone to use and someone steals it....



I would have bought her the basket of soaps too if I thought of it.

 

[Princess]

That's a sweet thought by Santa. And a grinchy thought by the thief. Whoever did it is a bad, bad person........