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Funny Pickup Lines?

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What are the all-time funniest pickup lines?

Care to post some?
 
"Hey, my name's Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?"

"Are you sitting on an F5 key? 'Cause that ass is refreshing."

"Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out."
 

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