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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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Me: knock knock
You: Who's there
Me: Old little lady
You: Old little lady who?
Me: I didn't know you could yodel!
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Why was the teacher cross eyed? Because he couldn't control his pupils
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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison.
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Okay, maybe I'm not cracking up over here, but they are amusing. ^^
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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Me: knock knock
You: Who's there
Me: Old little lady
You: Old little lady who?
Me: I didn't know you could yodel!
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Why was the teacher cross eyed? Because he couldn't control his pupils
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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison.
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Okay, maybe I'm not cracking up over here, but they are amusing. ^^
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