Girl accidentally wore her dad’s sex toy as a bracelet

[Jazzy]

Most people would admit to making some fashion choices during their adolescent years that were, in retrospect, ill-advised.

However, few can claim to have made a sartorial selection quite so poorly as this Redditor.

Writing on a subreddit called Today, I F***ed Up (‘A community for the dumbass in all of us’, apparently), user sloanesteel describes the day she wore what she believed to be an edgy piece of rock chic wristwear – and turned out to be her father’s leather cock ring.

Describing how she was going through a ‘Hot Topic’ phase involving ‘lots of rubber black bracelets, leather chokers and pants with suspenders’, Sloane explains that she spotted the ‘bracelet’ on her father’s bedside table and put it on.

However, few can claim to have made a sartorial selection quite so poorly as this Redditor.

Writing on a subreddit called Today, I F***ed Up (‘A community for the dumbass in all of us’, apparently), user sloanesteel describes the day she wore what she believed to be an edgy piece of rock chic wristwear – and turned out to be her father’s leather cock ring.

Describing how she was going through a ‘Hot Topic’ phase involving ‘lots of rubber black bracelets, leather chokers and pants with suspenders’, Sloane explains that she spotted the ‘bracelet’ on her father’s bedside table and put it on.

‘It was black leather, with studs and a series of clasps so you could adjust the bracelet to fit your wrist. I didn’t remember buying this particular bracelet but I figured it was mine and I probably misplaced it,’ she writes.

It transpired that it most certainly wasn’t her bracelet.

‘We’re halfway through dinner when my dad notices my wrist and literally spits his food out on the table and angrily asks me, ‘Where did you get that bracelet?” she writes.

‘I put it back and didn’t think about it again until years later when I stumbled upon a porn site where a male actor was wearing a familiar looking leather bracelet around his penis.

‘I realized that I gone out to a family dinner while wearing my father’s leather cock ring.’

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Whoops.

 

[Nebulous]

Gross!

Next time wear your own stuff.

 

[beowulf]

 

[Dee]

Gross!

Next time wear your own stuff.

Or, you know, he could've hid it better. xD

 

[+paradox]