one night, the husband comes home later than usual and the wife is waiting for him
wife: where have you been?
husband: I've been to the golden saloon. they have golden glasses, golden plates, and golden toilets
well the wife doesn't believe him and the next morning she looks it up in the phonebook
well, sure enough, she finds a number for a place calling itself the golden saloon and rings it up
wife: is it true you have golden glasses?
manager: yes, we're the golden saloon. of course we do
wife: what about golden plates?
manager: we have those, too
wife: and a golden toilet?
their's a pause at the other end of the line
then she hears the manager shout, hey, bill!. I think I know who's been pissing in your saxophone
wife: where have you been?
husband: I've been to the golden saloon. they have golden glasses, golden plates, and golden toilets
well the wife doesn't believe him and the next morning she looks it up in the phonebook
well, sure enough, she finds a number for a place calling itself the golden saloon and rings it up
wife: is it true you have golden glasses?
manager: yes, we're the golden saloon. of course we do
wife: what about golden plates?
manager: we have those, too
wife: and a golden toilet?
their's a pause at the other end of the line
then she hears the manager shout, hey, bill!. I think I know who's been pissing in your saxophone
