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Awoman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she said. What's your secret for a long happy life?



I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, he said. I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.



That's amazing, the woman said. How old are you?'



Twenty-six! he said.
 
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That was cute and thank you for the post!
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