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Here are the 14 indisputable reasons why cats win every time.
1. Cats will give attention without making a fuss about it. Their cuteness knows no bounds as they cuddle up and purr – there’s no working for it here like there is in a relationship.
2. A cuddle with your cat doesn’t have to lead to more. If you snuggle with your cat under the covers, they will be perfectly happy to leave it there. You aren’t inadvertently triggering something more than you can be bothered with like when spooning a human.
3. Cats don’t play mind games. If they’re pissed off and want some me time, they will make it clear with a very obvious hiss or scratch. And when they’re over it, they’ll come back for a hug and all is well again. Easy!
4. Cats DO snore, but their snoring is cute, rather than the snorting guy or girl slobbering beside you. In fact, a cat snore is more like a squeaky purr and you could listen to it for hours.
5. If a cat wants something, then they will ask for it. They will headbutt their dish or meow loudly and it is easily sortable. You don’t need to play guessing games or read between the lines.
6. Cats don’t hog the bathroom. They have their litter tray, you have your own toilet and everyone can live in freedom and harmony.
7. Cats are happy with any kind of stroke. There will never be a time when you’re doing it wrong or hitting the wrong spot. Phew!
8. Cats are clean creatures and instinctively self groom. Your partner is not guaranteed to be as self aware of their own hygiene. Is it a risk you want to take?
9. A cat sitting on your laptop presents a welcome and fun distraction. A partner hassling you when you’re busy is VERY annoying.
10. Cats like bonding time and love spending time playing. Ask your partner to sit and watch a programme with you that you like and you have a real battle on your hands.
11. Cats de-stress you. Science proves that just their presence can relieve your tension and a cat always knows when you’re feeling low and comes and cuddles you. A partner meanwhile can, more often than not, be the cause of the stress.
12. Cats are not clingy. You can leave them for an entire day and they won’t give you a hard time over where you’ve been, who you’ve been with or how you aren’t looking after their needs.
13. Cooking for a cat is a breeze. Tin opener + tin of tuna = you being a God in their eyes.
14. Cats bring you plenty of gifts. In fact, more often than not, you can expect at least one per day. It doesn’t matter that it is a dead rodent; it’s the thought that counts.
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1. Cats will give attention without making a fuss about it. Their cuteness knows no bounds as they cuddle up and purr – there’s no working for it here like there is in a relationship.
2. A cuddle with your cat doesn’t have to lead to more. If you snuggle with your cat under the covers, they will be perfectly happy to leave it there. You aren’t inadvertently triggering something more than you can be bothered with like when spooning a human.
3. Cats don’t play mind games. If they’re pissed off and want some me time, they will make it clear with a very obvious hiss or scratch. And when they’re over it, they’ll come back for a hug and all is well again. Easy!
4. Cats DO snore, but their snoring is cute, rather than the snorting guy or girl slobbering beside you. In fact, a cat snore is more like a squeaky purr and you could listen to it for hours.
5. If a cat wants something, then they will ask for it. They will headbutt their dish or meow loudly and it is easily sortable. You don’t need to play guessing games or read between the lines.
6. Cats don’t hog the bathroom. They have their litter tray, you have your own toilet and everyone can live in freedom and harmony.
7. Cats are happy with any kind of stroke. There will never be a time when you’re doing it wrong or hitting the wrong spot. Phew!
8. Cats are clean creatures and instinctively self groom. Your partner is not guaranteed to be as self aware of their own hygiene. Is it a risk you want to take?
9. A cat sitting on your laptop presents a welcome and fun distraction. A partner hassling you when you’re busy is VERY annoying.
10. Cats like bonding time and love spending time playing. Ask your partner to sit and watch a programme with you that you like and you have a real battle on your hands.
11. Cats de-stress you. Science proves that just their presence can relieve your tension and a cat always knows when you’re feeling low and comes and cuddles you. A partner meanwhile can, more often than not, be the cause of the stress.
12. Cats are not clingy. You can leave them for an entire day and they won’t give you a hard time over where you’ve been, who you’ve been with or how you aren’t looking after their needs.
13. Cooking for a cat is a breeze. Tin opener + tin of tuna = you being a God in their eyes.
14. Cats bring you plenty of gifts. In fact, more often than not, you can expect at least one per day. It doesn’t matter that it is a dead rodent; it’s the thought that counts.
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