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he's late!

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one evening, as they are about to go home for the evening, 2 police officers are called to a bike crash sceen in a village. it's not far from where they are, so decide to check it out

well on arival they see the wreckage of the bike, and the guy who was riding it lying next to it, clearly dead

the first police officer sighs and says to his colleague that poor guy, he looks so young, too. his poor family will be devistated when they find out.

the other officer asks the first, and do you think we need to inform them they won't be getting their food delivered?

first officer ponders this, then asks, how do you know he was delivering food?

and the other officer replies well, the signs are all here. it's late, his body is cold, and parts of him are missing
 
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