I caught my dad inside my gf

[Chibiwolf]

This was taken from smogon, all credit goes to zerowing, the one who posted it there.



I've had my gf for quite some time now (practically lives with me), small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.



I go away to Phoenix for the weekend (Pokemon stuff), come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my gf and he acts clueless.



So fast forward a few weeks later, I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my gf.



I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of gf and get the heck out, needless to say my gf got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my gf to the curb.



Now it's been about a week since the incident and that I've been without my gf and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my gf has been, when he's the damn reason we aren't together anymore. So Off Topix answer me this:



Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?



OR



Pack my stuff and be on my way.



Here's pics of my gf for you guys as I know someone is bound to ask:



My Gf

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Seen it several times, although this one seems to be differently worded.. But still funny!

 

[Sean]

Hahha I'm slow... I don't know why that picture is related to the story or how it is related XD

 

[Whatif]

The grill is small, white, petite and cooks for him.

He left to pheonix to come back and find his father with his meat in the gf...



How do you not get that

 

[Corleone]

GF = George Foreman grill.



Nice one, heard it before, still hilarious.

 

[Hawked]

Haha,

Wasn't expecting that.

 

[skinnybones4]

Oh wow I am so slow!! I really thought it was perverted!! Lol good one!