I caught my dad with my GF

[Corleone]

I've had my GF for quite some time now (practically lives with me), small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.



I go away to Phoenix for the weekend (Gaming stuff), come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.



So fast forward a few weeks later, I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my GF.



I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and get the f**k out, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.



Now it's been about a week since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we aren't together anymore. So answer me this:



Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?



OR



Pack my stuff and be on my way.



Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know someone is bound to ask:

http://www.imagenerd.com/uploads/17481f ... -rFxsq.jpg

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

A great one!

 

[Corleone]

First time I read this I thought of such a perverted mindset, then at the end I had to show my brother the joke. What I had in mind was completely different from the actuality of the story.

I felt so wrong for thinking that way at the end..

 

[Kasynlie]

I was thinking dirty too. Good joke. I like it.

 

[Kaczynski]

Oh...oh...ohh.

*I get it*



Harhar you're not the only one, Jughead.

 

[streetbackguy]

The only joke to actually make me chuckle, EVER. I'm pretty serious you see...