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If you had the power to tell people what to do... Like literally tell them ANYTHING and they WILL do it. No matter what it is.



How would you use that power?

What things would you make people do?
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If I could control it, sometimes.



If I couldn't control it, wouldn't that be bad? Let's brainstorm some scenarios...



[spoiler:28c8es9n]Go f**k yourself!

Get lost.

Break a leg.

Go jump off a cliff.

Roll over and die![/spoiler:28c8es9n]

Bad idea.
 
One thing I would do is I'd go find a HUGE mansion in Hollywood, knock on the door.. Tell the people to live there to go check into a hotel and I'd live in their house for a while.

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Another would be.. close Disney land for a day and have the whole park to myself..
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Tax wouldnt matter to you as you could have anything you wanted for free. You'd just tell the people that worked at the stores Im taking this and that is perfectly fine

They would say Have a nice day

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Maybe I would buy the fastest laptop, fastest internet in the world, and make it all free just for me
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I'd go find Jessica Alba and tell her that she is very sexually attracted to me and cannot hold back her urges any longer.

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Same goes for a few other hotties on tv & movies.
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Nebulous said:
I'd go find Jessica Alba and tell her that she is very sexually attracted to me and cannot hold back her urges any longer.

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Same goes for a few other hotties on tv & movies.
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I would too
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I'd tell a few people who have pissed me off or gave me a hard time to do embarrassing things in front of large audiences...

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I would LOVE a power like that, except it'd make me feel bad since I'd hate it being done to me. I guess what they don't know won't hurt them. I'm just scared that I might unintentionally say something like, Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least, and they'll do it. >.>



I'd ask Kevin Rudd for some LSD. And he'd give it to me. Oh yes he would.
 
You're talking about Jedi Power......

*waves hand in front of boss* You're going to give Princess a 1 month paid vacation.

Boss--I'm going to give Princess a 1 month paid vacation.

*waves hand again* And a raise

Boss--and a raise

*waves hand* Have a nice day

Boss--Have a nice day
 
Principal - School will be closed tomorrow, cancel it for the rest of the week while you're at it.
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Princess said:
You're talking about Jedi Power......

*waves hand in front of boss* You're going to give Princess a 1 month paid vacation.

Boss--I'm going to give Princess a 1 month paid vacation.

*waves hand again* And a raise

Boss--and a raise

*waves hand* Have a nice day

Boss--Have a nice day



I love you.



And then I would go journeying around Tatooine in my little hover car, blasting the Sith with my bazooka. Because I'd persuade Hollywood to give up those objects to me.
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Princess said:
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I love you.

Everyone does--that's the power of Princess.
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Maybe Princess is using her speshul powers to influence us and make us adore her!

I think that's called beauty and charisma. Damn I wish I had some. Instead I'm just very good at sucking up. <3
 
i would go to bill gates, an tell him he works for me an his money is mines now. So is the company..



Lol



Nebulous The Jessica alba crap was funny
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Kaczynski said:
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I love you.

Everyone does--that's the power of Princess.
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Maybe Princess is using her speshul powers to influence us and make us adore her!

I think that's called beauty and charisma. Damn I wish I had some. Instead I'm just very good at sucking up. <3[/quote]Very few people can harness their inner Jedi Power at 14. You have to find your Obi-Wan (or Yoda) and let them train you. Soon, you too will be able to enter the cave without going over to the dark side.
 
Do not tempt me into reconstructing the Star Wars universe in my bedroom, just so I can march into a cave and lop the head off some life-support suit.
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It would be so awesome to live in a movie. Knowing that it'd end happily ever after. Maybe I'll use my power on God, and make that happen. I mean after all, tell them anything and they'll do it...
 
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