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In an elevator with the President of the United States

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If you were trapped in an elevator with the President of the United States, what would you talk about?
 
I would ask him why he is cutting all the military benefits to all soldiers.
 
I dunno, maybe a random conversation I'd have with anyone. Talk about the weather or movies / TV... I doubt if I presented him with all the tough questions america wants to know, he'd tell me. He'd probably give me the silent treatment. It would make for a silent and uncomfortable wait until someone saved us. :P
 
Nebulous said:
I dunno, maybe a random conversation I'd have with anyone. Talk about the weather or movies / TV... I doubt if I presented him with all the tough questions america wants to know, he'd tell me. He'd probably give me the silent treatment. It would make for a silent and uncomfortable wait until someone saved us. :P

Dunno, he looks more like he'd give a friendly but evasive answer. Personally I'd do exactly the same btw.
 
Fart. The chance to go to a Q&A might come again, but never again will I have the chance to say that I gassed out the President of the United States. Just saying...
 
I personally wouldn't say anything to him. I would just pretend I didn't know who he was. That probably would get him to say something to me. If not, I didn't get arrested for telling him what I thought about him. :lol:
 
I'd ask him why he was cosplaying Obama. He wouldn't understand a word I said and I'm not sure I'd bother to repeat the question in English because, you know, it has to be a prank, the US president doesn't show up in elevators I use.
 
Are there any consequences in this what if, if say a "accident" happens in this elevator while I am asking a question? You know slipping happens a lot in elevators.
 

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