In the wrong hood?

[Dennis]

If you find yourself out dark at night, and in the wrong neighboorhood, follow these steps:

If you see a group of people coming at you, do any of the following three:

• Act mentally disabled
  
• Whip out your minime and start talking to it
  
• Mutter to yourself as your proceed to walk around in aimless circles.
  

Just wanted to share this with you, so next time, you know what to do.

 

[Jazzy]

Thanks for sharing. Has this ever happened to you?

 

[wheezy]

Or you could just unexpectedly sprint in the opposite direction as fast as you can. Acting mentally disabled would probably increase their desire to do whatever they wanted to do with you in the first place.

 

[Jazzy]

I have to be honest here, Dennis, and say I would not do anything you have suggested. The things you have suggested sound to me would only make you an easier target.

 

[Dennis]

It's a joke i shared between my friends. I wouldn't advise you to actually do any of these things, either.

 

[Jazzy]

It's a joke i shared between my friends. I wouldn't advise you to actually do any of these things, either.

Glad it was a joke. I hope your friends knew it was one too.