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Invisible Girlfriend app launched for singletons

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A new app has been launched to help confirmed singletons convince friends and families that they really have a partner.

It is aimed at people who are in no rush to settle down but want to keep prying family and friends at bay, reports Metro.

Invisible Girlfriend promises to provide "believable virtual and real world proof" that you have a partner.

It provides phone calls, voicemails, random gifts and finally, the coup de grâce - a Facebook relationship.

Pricing for the service is on a month-by-month basis ranging from a budget £6.20 for the 'just talking' package to a pricey £49.99 for the 'almost engaged' one.

"We're giving them a better story to tell, even if the story isn't true," creator Matt Homann told the Riverfront Times.

The company is also currently developing an Invisible Boyfriend and says that both will be LGBT-friendly.

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What are your thoughts about this app?
 
Honestly I see myself use it. I'm tired of the gay jokes my friends make and I'm tired of family bugging me.
 
Kirito said:
I'm tired of family bugging me.

I can relate to that, when people think you are single, sometimes they wont let up on the "When you going to get a girlfriend" crap. Its brought up over and over again.. Its like, mind your own goddamn business !

:explode:
 
Nebulous said:
Kirito said:
I'm tired of family bugging me.

I can relate to that, when people think you are single, sometimes they wont let up on the "When you going to get a girlfriend" crap. Its brought up over and over again.. Its like, mind your own goddamn business !

:explode:

The worst part is when female friends try to set me up with someone. I don't get it, I'm 20 years old there's no reason to panic... >_>
 
Kirito said:
Nebulous said:
Kirito said:
I'm tired of family bugging me.

I can relate to that, when people think you are single, sometimes they wont let up on the "When you going to get a girlfriend" crap. Its brought up over and over again.. Its like, mind your own goddamn business !

:explode:

The worst part is when female friends try to set me up with someone. I don't get it, I'm 20 years old there's no reason to panic... >_>

Does that happen often?
 
Several years ago, when I was widowed if you must know, everybody I knew kept after me to 'meet someone new'.

And then, when I did, they all started in with "are you sure it isn't too soon?", "are you ready", and all that.

Listen to the old man here.... your social/love life is nobody else's damned business UNLESS you let it become their business.
 
Nebulous said:
Kirito said:
Nebulous said:
Kirito said:
I'm tired of family bugging me.

I can relate to that, when people think you are single, sometimes they wont let up on the "When you going to get a girlfriend" crap. Its brought up over and over again.. Its like, mind your own goddamn business !

:explode:

The worst part is when female friends try to set me up with someone. I don't get it, I'm 20 years old there's no reason to panic... >_>

Does that happen often?

6 times in the last few months. *sigh*
 
Kirito said:
Honestly I see myself use it. I'm tired of the gay jokes my friends make and I'm tired of family bugging me.

What happens when they ask to meet her

Or see pictures of the two of you together
 
Princess Alexandros XVII said:
Kirito said:
Honestly I see myself use it. I'm tired of the gay jokes my friends make and I'm tired of family bugging me.

What happens when they ask to meet her

Or see pictures of the two of you together

Eh, dunno. I'm not really a picture person and ppl know that. As for meeting her... Dunno I'm not an awesome liar. xD
 
Kirito said:
Nebulous said:
Kirito said:
Nebulous said:
Kirito said:
I'm tired of family bugging me.

I can relate to that, when people think you are single, sometimes they wont let up on the "When you going to get a girlfriend" crap. Its brought up over and over again.. Its like, mind your own goddamn business !

:explode:

The worst part is when female friends try to set me up with someone. I don't get it, I'm 20 years old there's no reason to panic... >_>

Does that happen often?

6 times in the last few months. *sigh*

...and your friends call you gay because you are single? That seems odd.
 
Nebulous said:
...and your friends call you gay because you are single? That seems odd.

It's actually a pretty typical joke here. Nevertheless, it gets old...
 
Kirito said:
Honestly I see myself use it. I'm tired of the gay jokes my friends make and I'm tired of family bugging me.

Come on dude, don't mind what people say about you. Just stay true to yourself and do what you feel.
 
abubah said:
Kirito said:
Honestly I see myself use it. I'm tired of the gay jokes my friends make and I'm tired of family bugging me.

Come on dude, don't mind what people say about you. Just stay true to yourself and do what you feel.

They're not hurting my feelings. I would just like to get rid of the constant nagging.

That being said, I might not have been clear in my original post. I see myself using it, not paying for it. :P
 

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