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Ironically Ironic
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You win the lotto and then you die of a heart attack.
Asking for your money back when you get something for free.
You wake up and you are now late for work and then there is a traffic jam.
A non smoking sign in your company when you take a smoke break.
Thousands of spoons, I only need a knife.
You are walking down the street and you find a penny but you do not pick it up, when you try to take the bus you are missing a penny and you have to walk.
You work at a fire extinguisher factory, when you get home your house is on fire and you don't have one.
Taking money from the poor and giving it to the rich.
Asking for your money back when you get something for free.
You wake up and you are now late for work and then there is a traffic jam.
A non smoking sign in your company when you take a smoke break.
Thousands of spoons, I only need a knife.
You are walking down the street and you find a penny but you do not pick it up, when you try to take the bus you are missing a penny and you have to walk.
You work at a fire extinguisher factory, when you get home your house is on fire and you don't have one.
Taking money from the poor and giving it to the rich.
Nebulous said:
This ain't irony, it's one of the tragic truths everyone working at retail discovers eventually >.<
Sam! said:
Now all that's left is Michael Atkinson getting a gaming addiction.
