IT guys

[Rapunzel]

Two Information Technology geeks were chatting in a pub after work.

Guess what, mate, says the first IT guy,

yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar.

What did you do? says the other IT guy.

Well, I invited her over to my place,

we had a couple of drinks,

we got into the mood

and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off.

You're kidding me! says the second IT guy.

I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her

and put her on my desk next to my new laptop.

Really?

You got a new laptop ...

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[Evil Eye]

Priorities!