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Joke at gunpoint?!
- Thread starter Nebulous
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A penguin takes his car to a garage to have it serviced. He tells the mechanic to give it a full inspection. The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour, so the penguin goes to get some ice cream, because he's hot. He's used to the Antarctic. So he goes to the ice cream parlor and orders vanilla, because it reminds him of snow, but because he has flippers instead of fingers, he gets it all over his face and beak. He loses track of time and rushes back to the garage without cleaning up. He walks up to the mechanic and asks for the status of his car. The mechanic looks at him, looks at the ice cream on his beak, and says "It looks like you blew a seal." and the penguin goes "No, no! It's just a little ice cream."
