Just broke in to your house to cook some corn. No biggie.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/11/intruder-cooks-corn_n_5804008.html

ROCKLAND, Mass. (AP) -- Massachusetts police have arrested a man they say broke into a home and cooked himself a snack.

Rockland police officers responded to a home at about 1:40 a.m. Wednesday after getting a call from the homeowner.

Lt. Nick Zeoli tells The Enterprise of Brockton ( http://bit.ly/1nNG1yl ) the homeowner woke up to a loud bang from the kitchen. When the resident went to investigate, he found an intruder cooking corn on the cob on the stove. He told the intruder to leave, and the two men briefly scuffled.

Police arrested 69-year-old John Dalton and charged him with breaking and entering with intent to commit a felony and assault and battery. Police say Dalton, who was "clearly intoxicated," forced his way inside through a side door.

It was not clear if Dalton had a lawyer.

What would you do if you found a stranger cooking food in your kitchen?

 

[Jazzy]

I would have held him there at gunpoint until the cops arrived.

 

[Shortie]

Wow, I'm not sure how I would react if I walked into a stranger cooking in my kitchen that is pretty weird. I guess I probably would have been shocked and then reacted in whatever way I felt appropriate at the time.

 

[Dee]

I would have held him there at gunpoint until the cops arrived.

This. I'd probably just hope to god he wasn't on some kind of drugs or something, and I'd make sure I was ready to high tail it out of there. Then I'd call the cops and wonder how the hell they got in there considering I live in an apartment building on the top floor.