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Killer behind the shower curtain

Randy

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If you check behind the shower curtain whenever you enter the bathroom,

what's your plan if a killer is actually there? :huh:
 
Hit them in the head with my strategically placed plunger and knock them out. Then remove their pants and undies, shove the long end of plunger up their butthole, stick the plunger to the ground like a suction cup, and call police.
 
Jazzy said:
Hit them in the head with my strategically placed plunger and knock them out. Then remove their pants and undies, shove the long end of plunger up their butthole, stick the plunger to the ground like a suction cup, and call police.


:shock:  :lol:

i have weapons secretly placed all around so i'll go after the closest weapon, plus i carry weapons on me pretty much all the time such as a pocket knife or two, among other things... ;)

so, if you're a killer in my shower, you'll need luck on your side to get rid of me...  :fighting:
 
Here's a question for you all, what if you're the ones in the shower and you pull back the curtain and find a killer?
 
Jewel said:
Here's a question for you all, what if you're the ones in the shower and you pull back the curtain and find a killer?

that's why you lock the doors... :P
 
+freezy said:
Jewel said:
Here's a question for you all, what if you're the ones in the shower and you pull back the curtain and find a killer?


that's why you lock the doors... :P
What if they pick the locks/break in? :P
 
Jewel said:
+freezy said:
Jewel said:
Here's a question for you all, what if you're the ones in the shower and you pull back the curtain and find a killer?


that's why you lock the doors... :P
What if they pick the locks/break in? :P

then hopefully you'll hear your door being bashed in... :P

i always keep my phone, knife and a few other things in my locked bathroom whenever i take a shower... ;)
 
Btw, when I still had my room upstairs, the lock on the bathroom door didn't work :/
 
Jewel said:
Btw, when I still had my room upstairs, the lock on the bathroom door didn't work :/

replace the handle then... :P

what's a door if there's no lock or the lock doesn't work?
 
My dad never got around to it lol.

People knew not to come in when the door was shut.
 
Jewel said:
My dad never got around to it lol.

People knew not to come in when the door was shut.

what about the people that likes to keep their bathroom doors shut when not in use? :P
 
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