a man walks in to a bar with a female giraffe
he says, I would like a beer, please- and then he turns to the giraffe and asks what will you have?. the giraffe says, oh I'll have the same
the bartender pours the drinks and then the man puts his hand in his pockets and pulls out the exact money for both their drinks.
this goes on for many, many weeks
one day he comes in and says, it's my birthday, I'd like a steak to celebrate.
giraffe says, I'll have the same
so when the bartender brings the steaks, our guy, once again, pulls out the exact money from his pocket
bartender, now curious, asks, what do you do for a living?
the guy responds well, I met a geenie actually. granted me 3 wishes
for my first wish, I wished that when ever I ordered something, I could just put my hand in my pocket and have the right money
bartender says not bad, so you can be as rich as you want!
guy continues, for my second wish, I wished for good lukc where ever I go- good luck follows me everywhere!
then, the bartender asks, so what about the giraffe??
guy smiled and said well, for my third wish, I wished for a tall bird with long legs who would agree with anything I say
he says, I would like a beer, please- and then he turns to the giraffe and asks what will you have?. the giraffe says, oh I'll have the same
the bartender pours the drinks and then the man puts his hand in his pockets and pulls out the exact money for both their drinks.
this goes on for many, many weeks
one day he comes in and says, it's my birthday, I'd like a steak to celebrate.
giraffe says, I'll have the same
so when the bartender brings the steaks, our guy, once again, pulls out the exact money from his pocket
bartender, now curious, asks, what do you do for a living?
the guy responds well, I met a geenie actually. granted me 3 wishes
for my first wish, I wished that when ever I ordered something, I could just put my hand in my pocket and have the right money
bartender says not bad, so you can be as rich as you want!
guy continues, for my second wish, I wished for good lukc where ever I go- good luck follows me everywhere!
then, the bartender asks, so what about the giraffe??
guy smiled and said well, for my third wish, I wished for a tall bird with long legs who would agree with anything I say
