A man in Alabama was in a hotel, answered a knock at his door and was hit in the head with a worchestershire sauce bottle. Then a fire extinguisher.... (that's just weird....)
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/02/26/20100226man-beaten-with-sauce-bottle.html
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/02/26/20100226man-beaten-with-sauce-bottle.html