Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match

[Daltonio]

The Verge: Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match
After Elon Musk recently tweeted that he would be “up for a cage fight” with Zuckerberg, the Meta CEO shot back by posting a screenshot of Musk’s tweet with the caption “send me location.”

I’ve confirmed that Zuckerberg’s post on his Instagram account is, in fact, not a joke, which means the ball is now in Musk’s court. “The story speaks for itself,” Meta spokesperson Iska Saric told me.

After this story was published, Musk responded with two words: “Vegas Octagon.” He then tweeted: “I have this great move that I call ‘The Walrus,’ where I just lie on top of my opponent and do nothing.”

The backstory here: since I recently reported more details about Meta’s forthcoming Twitter competitor, Musk has been taunting Zuckerberg on Twitter with zingers like “Zuck my 👅.” During an internal all-hands meeting at Meta last week, chief product officer Chris Cox told employees the company thinks creators want a version of Twitter that is “sanely run,” drawing cheers. “I’ve always thought that Twitter should have a billion people using it,” Zuckerberg said during a recent podcast interview with Lex Fridman.

In terms of tech billionaire CEOs literally fighting, Musk versus Zuckerberg would be as good as it gets. Musk, 51, has the upper hand on Zuckerberg in terms of sheer physical size, and he has talked about being in “real hard-core street fights” when he was growing up in South Africa. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg, 39, is an aspirational MMA fighter who is already winning Jiu-Jitsu tournaments. He also claims to have recently completed the grueling “Murph Challenge” workout in just under 40 minutes.

 

[Webster]

*jokes* $50 bucks says Elon kicks Zuck's ass in the Octagon.

 

[Black Angel]

They forgot the best part.. the loser gets a one way trip to Uranus on Jeff Bezos dick rocket.. or was that prize for the winner?

Either way, they should split the difference and beat the crap out of each other in Bezos dick rocket on the way to Uranus.

Either option works for me.

 

[Webster]

They forgot the best part.. the loser gets a one way trip to Uranus on Jeff Bezos dick rocket.. or was that prize for the winner?

Either way, they should split the difference and beat the crap out of each other in Bezos dick rocket on the way to Uranus.

Either option works for me.

 

[Daltonio]

*jokes* $50 bucks says Elon kicks Zuck's ass in the Octagon.

I'll take you up on that, I'm fully on team Alien Zuck

 

[Webster]

I'll take you up on that, I'm fully on team Alien Zuck

You are, huh? Okay...

 

[Black Angel]

Nice.

This has got to be the first time I have ever seen a Hunter gif on a forum.. LOL

 

[Webster]

This has got to be the first time I have ever seen a Hunter gif on a forum..

Anytime I can use that gif of Rick Hunter above is a good time 'cause I loved that show day back in the day.

 

[Black Angel]

I got you.. I think Hunter is on its own channel on one of the free tv services.. kind of like Miami Vice (on Tubi) and 21 Jump Street..

I remember seeing it when we first got our TV and internet set up last year..

 

[Nebulous]

Is this real life?

 

[Daltonio]

Is this real life?

Right? Now people are calling for Tom from Myspace to be a guest referee.

 

[Black Angel]

Leave Tom out of this.. he is living his best life right now, and is an amazing photographer.. just put Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg on the cock rocket to Uranus and be done with it.. lol

Not even 48 hours since 4 idiots and a kid had received their Darwin Award and now these idiots want to have a cock fight of their own..

Some people have more money than sense and it shows.

That said, someone, somewhere is working overtime to distract us from something..

 

[Progrumz]

 

[Crys]

🤔🤔🤔

 

[Nebulous]

Leave Tom out of this.. he is living his best life right now, and is an amazing photographer..

Is he? I always wondered what happened to him.

 

[Black Angel]

We most definitely need a NSFL tag before posting those 2 up close..

It's a good thing I already ate.. LOL

@Neb yeah he is on Insta.. he posts content from the places he has been..

I dont follow him but I ended up seeing a post of his from someone I follow for Interior Design..

 

[Nebulous]

They look like robots

 

[Daltonio]

Is he? I always wondered what happened to him.

Yeah, he sold Myspace in 2005 for $580 million so he's just out there living his best life

 

[Daltonio]

Elon Musk's Mommy Says He's Not Allowed to Cage Fight Mark Zuckerberg

But now, Musk's mother Maye Musk has chimed in to decry the idea of her precious son getting bruised by the jiu-jitsu white belt (read: beginner) Zuckerberg.

"Don't encourage this match!" she tweeted at podcaster Lex Fridman last week, supplementing her tweet with two angry face emojis.

"Actually, I canceled the fight," she added. "I haven't told them yet. But I will continue to say the fight is canceled, just in case."

 

[Black Angel]

So let me get this straight, she can stop her son from entering a cock fight (since both are dicks) with a fellow idiot, but she couldn't stop her husband from impregnating his step daughter?

She should've stopped him from using "scrub" and "dirt nap" in the same sentence.. he sounds like a cartoon bully from a 90s tv show..

There is a lot more she could've stepped in to cancel other than this..