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shit, if i had done that in the fifth grade, i would have gotten a standing ovation from the class and anybody left alive today would still be laughing about it. :fighting:
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probably the most awkward moment on the job was when i was working for a tropical fish wholesale warehouse in grand prairie, texas in 1980. picture rows of fish tanks stacked three high and people pulling hoses down the rows to flush out the tanks to make them ready for the next shipment of fish to come in.
there was a retired exotic dancer who happened to also be a tropical fish hobbyist on the crew who was somehow managing to maneuver herself pretty regularly to do a bottom row tank a row or two in front of where i was working. after a few days of her booty wagging in my face, it was obvious she was flirting and getting up the nerve to move on it was very geeky.
i was totally in stealth about my transgender situation then and in pretty good trim with a beard, but it worked and turned out to be the best relationship of my life that lasted a year or more because it was totally around food, fish and fornication. no strings. she didn't want to consider love , marriage or children at all, just enjoy each other's company when we were together.
the other awkward relationship on the job moment didn't have a happy ending so no details. lab rat rutting that didn't work out well at utexas southwestern med school ob-gyn porter-macdonald group. very prestigious, but outrageously horny department and i made the mistake of getting it on with one of the girls in my own lab instead of down the hall or upstairs.
there was a retired exotic dancer who happened to also be a tropical fish hobbyist on the crew who was somehow managing to maneuver herself pretty regularly to do a bottom row tank a row or two in front of where i was working. after a few days of her booty wagging in my face, it was obvious she was flirting and getting up the nerve to move on it was very geeky.
i was totally in stealth about my transgender situation then and in pretty good trim with a beard, but it worked and turned out to be the best relationship of my life that lasted a year or more because it was totally around food, fish and fornication. no strings. she didn't want to consider love , marriage or children at all, just enjoy each other's company when we were together.
the other awkward relationship on the job moment didn't have a happy ending so no details. lab rat rutting that didn't work out well at utexas southwestern med school ob-gyn porter-macdonald group. very prestigious, but outrageously horny department and i made the mistake of getting it on with one of the girls in my own lab instead of down the hall or upstairs.
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