my brother named the babies?

[emily]

a pregnant woman is just waking up in the hospital

the first thing she asks is, are my babies okay?

midwife says sure, your brother named them for you

woman sighs and thinks oh no, not my brother.

she asks, what's the name of the little girl?

midwife says, danice

woman thinks well, okay, maybe I got him all wrong... danice is a good name

so then she asks what's the boy called?

midwife replies, da nephew

 

[Smiley]

I read "danice" and "da nephew" with Alabama accent.

 

[passenger]

I like it!

 

[passenger]

I read "danice" and "da nephew" with Alabama accent.

ah-hem...That happens to be my birthplace; how in the world did you pick up an Alabama accent?

 

[Smiley]

Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock.

 

[Nebulous]

good one!