Nightmare roommate

[Jazzy]

What is your nightmare roommate story?

 

[TommyTooter]

i was living with the well known tattoo artist, katzen hobbes, and her husband, a heavy metal roadie, kris krass and their 5 year old son felix in a 3 BR apartment in the heart of the ghetto near pleasant valley and riverside drive in austin. google them. you'll probably even find pix of felix because he was one of the stars of occupy austin in the local press.

they were both alcohol abusers and fought often, the climax coming thanksgiving weekend when she almost killed him with a statuette she was beating him in the head with. blood all over the walls and an 8 hour cop movie. the child was unharmed and was taking into custody by CPS, quickly grabbed by kris' mother. that was the main reason the cops were there so long.

i tried to get the cops to take both of them, but there was a crossdresser staying with us who lied in katzen's favor, so they only took kris. i moved to tucson at my first opportunity, leaving the day after christmas.

 

[Ishikawa]

I can't top that. I've had extremely unhygienic roommates whom I steered clear of on the regular though.

 

[Rebel]

When I went to nursing school I had a room mate who was extremely anti-American and extremely...well...weird. He seemed like the stoner type but I never saw him smoking or anything. Wasn't very friendly. We never talked to be honest even though we shared a room.

I found him creepy. Which is why I'll never have a room mate again.

...then again...I hated nursing...left before I was done...and have no plans of going back...so I guess I wont lol

 

[TommyTooter]

I can't top that. I've had extremely unhygienic roommates whom I steered clear of on the regular though.

i didn't expect anybody to top that one and was a little embarassed that i was the first one to post because it was so outrageous. that was the short version, too.

 

[aronmatt3]

I am fortunate about this, but still had some room mates who never bother to do anything except eating, they will only be active in something related to eating. And they do not bother to work for living and can spend whole month on Facebook and YouTube.