Ninja Turtle Robs Store

[Nebulous]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/17/lacorrion-turner-ninja-turtle-mask-robs-store_n_6002970.html

LAFAYETTE, La. (AP) — "Cowabunga!"

A Louisiana teen is behind bars after police say he donned a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mask and used a stick wrapped in plastic to rob a convenience store Thursday morning.

Lafayette police say 18-year-old Lacorrion Detron Turner is charged with first-degree robbery. Police say he was able to force his way behind the counter with the stick. He then tried -- and failed -- to open the register.

Police say Turner fled on foot after taking two wallets from underneath the counter.

Officers arrested Turner a short time later.

It was unclear whether he has an attorney.

Thoughts?

 

[+paradox]

we need to hunt all of these ninja turtle terrorists and bring them to justice...

 

[Nebulous]

I think it's funny he couldn't get the register open.

 

[+paradox]

at least we know he's too dumb to be a professional robber/criminal?

 

[Nebulous]

Sounds like he was in a panic and ran off with barely nothing.