No more cramps, no more periods?

[Naiwen]

Life has been wonderful and so beautiful without them in my life! I can live with the flu though. I’m so happy I could barely breathe! Menopause is wonderful and my golden age. I’ve been behaving like a crazy maniac every time I’ve had my period, no more of that anymore ever now in my life! I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders and that I’m finally free and living THE life that I’ve always wanted! So congratulate me guys!

 

[Dee]

Life has been wonderful and so beautiful without them in my life! I can live with the flu though. I’m so happy I could barely breathe! Menopause is wonderful and my golden age. I’ve been behaving like a crazy maniac every time I’ve had my period, no more of that anymore ever now in my life! I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders and that I’m finally free and living THE life that I’ve always wanted! So congratulate me guys!

I really wish I could get a hysterectomy or Oophorectomy because I've had some of the worst menstrual issues over the last 10-15 years. I have hemmorhagic cysts, endometriosis, and was hospitalized for bilateral tubo ovarian abscesses (caused by PID, but not STI, so shit draw of the cards). I am constantly in pain. It's messing up my GI system, so not only do I have to deal with awful cramping in my ovaries/pelvic area, but also in my stomach accompanied by nausea, bloating, and constipation. I'm still a ways away from middle age, so it'll be a good 10+ years before I can--potentially--find relief. Who knows, though, what'll happen at that point, but menopause can't come soon enough!

 

[passenger]

I really wish I could get a hysterectomy or Oophorectomy because I've had some of the worst menstrual issues over the last 10-15 years. I have hemmorhagic cysts, endometriosis, and was hospitalized for bilateral tubo ovarian abscesses (caused by PID, but not STI, so shit draw of the cards). I am constantly in pain. It's messing up my GI system, so not only do I have to deal with awful cramping in my ovaries/pelvic area, but also in my stomach accompanied by nausea, bloating, and constipation. I'm still a ways away from middle age, so it'll be a good 10+ years before I can--potentially--find relief. Who knows, though, what'll happen at that point, but menopause can't come soon enough!

It sure seems like the 'medicos' could come up with some beneficial solution for you.

 

[passenger]

So congratulate me guys!

Well then - CONGRATULATIONS NAIWEN!

I have not had nearly the complications that you and @Dee have; but still feel a sense of relief that THAT'S over with.

 

[Webster]

So congratulate me guys!

Congrats; here, have a beer....

 

[Kale]

the flu and covid I can do without for sure
screw those things, they suck

 

[Nebulous]

the flu and covid I can do without for sure
screw those things, they suck

What does that have to do with periods?

So congratulate me guys!

Congrats