Novantanove Formaggio aka the 99 cheese pizza!

[+paradox]

Novantanove Formaggio aka the 99 cheese pizza!

Forget the quattro formaggi, we give you the novantanove formaggi pizza!

[Splinter brings out a pizza since his children won't speak]
Splinter: Of course, you've all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... Novantanove Formaggio, The 99-cheese pizza!
Michelangelo: It's not possible...
Donatello: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo] Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leonardo: Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donatello: Keep it together!
Splinter: Taleggio...
Michelangelo: I don't even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Michelangelo: [cracks] Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!

anyone down for the 99 cheese pizza?

 

[Enter Username Here]

Pizza is over-rated.

 

[Jazzy]

The picture in the OP doesn't look very appetizing to me. Not sure what those white blobs are and doesn't look like there's any sauce on the pizza. I'll pass on this one.

 

[+paradox]

the white blobs are just fresh balls of mozzarella cheese...

 

[Jazzy]

Too much cheese and too little sauce for my liking.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Pizza is over-rated.

 

[#assassin]

>no pepperoni

Meh.

 

[+paradox]

>no pepperoni

Meh.

99 cheese pizza + more sauce and pepperoni = win!