OFF TOPIX'S FIRST CRUISE!!!

[DrLeftover]

COME ONE COME ALL.



Once In A Lifetime cruising opportunity!

We'll leave the port of Manchester, New Hampshire for a week long fun filled sunny cruise to Jan Mayen, Norway's answer to the Riviera!



Enjoy time on some of the most private beaches in the world!

Book Your Cabin Now!

 

[DrLeftover]

JUST ADDED TO THE SHORE EXCURSIONS!



A climb of Mount Beerenberg!!!

http://www.wondermondo.com/JanMayen.htm



And Possible Geologic phenomenon!



http://earthquake-report.com/2011/0...ke-close-to-jan-mayen-volcanic-island-norway/

The long dormant Haakon VII Toppen/Beerenberg volcano (2,277 meters) resumed activity in 1970; it is the northernmost active volcano on Earth.

http://wikitravel.org/en/Jan_Mayen

 

[Jazzy]

The harsh Arctic climate and occasional volcanic activity are the greatest hazards. There are no public accommodations on Jan Mayen.

Oh, yeah, this sounds like tons of fun! How much is it going to cost me to freeze my arse off and possibly get blown off the face of the earth? This is truly a once in a lifetime cruise! />

 

[Evil Eye]

Any bears on that volcano?

Oh, yeah, this sounds like tons of fun! How much is it going to cost me to free my arse off and possibly get blown off the face of the earth? This is truly a once in a lifetime cruise!

But Jazzy, think of the fresh air and clean water!

 

[Jazzy]

But Jazzy, think of the fresh air and clean water!

I can think of nicer places to go for that!

 

[Flurry]

I AM DOWN YO! I'll just be sure to pack something I can swim in too.

 

[DrLeftover]

NOW AVAILABLE- Swimming gear!



Can be delivered right to your cabin!

http://www.yukondiver.com/

 

[DrLeftover]

Coming soon: An Updated Buffet Menu including the DESSERT BAR:

The new dessert station features desserts prepared daily, a waffle station, Bananas Foster, Cherries Jubilee, donuts, soft-serve ice cream, an ice cream sundae bar and sugar-free fare. Come in and dine often in the newly revamped Festival Buffet!

http://www.doverdowns.com/dining/restaurants/Festival-Buffet

 

[Jazzy]

NOW AVAILABLE- Swimming gear!



Can be delivered right to your cabin!

http://www.yukondiver.com/

I'll bring my own gear with me. Heck, that looks like a dead body laying there!

 

[Jazzy]

Coming soon: An Updated Buffet Menu including the DESSERT BAR:





http://www.doverdown...Festival-Buffet

If I can have some filet mignon and lobster, that MIGHT make this cruise worth it!

 

[Raven]

Conditions sound awesome to me

 

[DrLeftover]

The conditions are ALWAYS awesome!

Saturday Night Overcast with snow and a chance of rain, then snow and rain after midnight. Low of 30F with a windchill as low as 14F. Windy. Winds from the NNE at 30 to 40 mph. Chance of snow 90% with accumulations up to 2 in. possible.

http://www.wunderground.com/weather-forecast/NO/Jan_Mayen.html

 

[Jazzy]

Geez, that weather is ten times better than mine right now!



Question: Do we have to share a cabin?

 

[DrLeftover]

I'm sure something can be worked out that is mutually agreeable.



But there has been a development with one of the planned shore excursions.

We'll get back to you with the update.

 

[Jazzy]

Dang, it took forever for this thread to load and I cannot see the image.



Can anyone else see it?

 

[DrLeftover]

I just reloaded that photo from a better source.



It's handy to have your own website with a lot of available storage!

 

[Jazzy]

What the heck is that? Looks like some kind of detonating device. Do we get to blow something up?

 

[DrLeftover]

Make sure you see our extensive historical exhibits up close while on the island!

the WWII German JU-88 crash site.



http://barbaadventur...e-on-jan-mayen/





And one of the old outposts...

And then there is the... ahhh... well.....



There's the... ....



Did you see the plane crash site?

 

[Jazzy]

No wonder the plane crashed. There's no cockpit, instrument panel or steering device!

Old outpost? Did you mean to type old outhouse?

 

[Evil Eye]

No wonder the plane crashed. There's no cockpit, instrument panel or steering device!

Works for drones