Parents Lie

[Randy]

What lies did your parents tell you when you were a child ?

 

[Jazzy]

Here are a few I remember:

1) The car wouldn't start unless I had my seatbelt buckled.

2) You have to wait an hour after eating before you go swimming. If you don't, you'll get cramps and drown.

3) If you keep making that face, it'll freeze that way.

4) When the ice cream truck plays the music, that means it’s out of ice cream.

 

[Bea Sunny (:]

3) If you keep making that face, it'll freeze that way.

The same here

 

[seasidemike]

That our dog was 'brought to a farm'

 

[Dee]

I don't really remember my parents lying to me. Maybe it's because I didn't pay much attention to it. xD

 

[zeekthewizard]

My parents told me, I was on TV singing on the talent show!

 

[Enter Username Here]

Parents are ment to lie.

 

[Jkage]

Santa and death related things.

 

[Enter Username Here]

All the myths they told me, too many to list.

Like if I touch it to much, it will fall off.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

That Santa Claus existed    

One year I realized that santa and my grandma had the same exact handwriting.

 

[Julia]

That Santa claus existed.
In fact I got embarrassed and laughed at in Fifth grade because I still believed in Santa Claus.
Everyone told me there was no Santa Claus and I told everyone yes there is yes there is. Refused to believe.
Came home crying and my Grandma told me the truth. Was so upset.
Yeah my Mom should have probably told me earlier. To save myself from the embarrassment.
I know fifth grade is a little old to believe but I wanted to believe in something so bad.

 

[Shido-kun]

That we would go vacation in December..

 

[MrDawn]

3) If you keep making that face, it'll freeze that way.

This one even my grandmother told me. 

 

[Enter Username Here]

The bogeyman.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

3) If you keep making that face, it'll freeze that way.

This one even my grandmother told me. 

Mine did too