Puns!

[The Dragon Master]

Here's a few bad puns:



Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.



An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.



I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.



Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!.



Do you know any bad puns?

 

[Jazzy]

Here are few:



1. A boiled egg is hard to beat.



2. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.



3. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's two tired.



4. A will is a dead giveaway.



5. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.