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Ran into an ex @ Mc Donalds

Nebulous said:
[quote name='Alien']She wanted some rumpy pumpy
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Lmao.. Ive never heard that term before.
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I dont say rumpy pumpy very often
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Well we hooked up once 3 weeks ago then she disappeared. She called me randomly today just to say hi and told me she is going to have a day off soon.
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Me thinks the long wait and lack of contact is evidence of a boyfriend I dont know about.
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Maybe I am just being paranoid.
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If she does have a boyfriend, I dont want to deal with all that drama.
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Nebulous said:
Well we hooked up once 3 weeks ago then she disappeared. She called me randomly today just to say hi and told me she is going to have a day off soon.
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Me thinks the long wait and lack of contact is evidence of a boyfriend I dont know about.
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Maybe I am just being paranoid.
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If she does have a boyfriend, I dont want to deal with all that drama.
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The only way to know for sure is to ask her.
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Then again, she could lie and say no
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After an extensive investigation I have found out she's dating the neighbor across the street. You know the one that knocked the lighter out of your hand...yep, saw her going in and coming out of there looking all discheveled. No wonder that guy has a problem with you eating his Happy Meal
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Lol.. He probably cant satisfy her thats why she needs some Nebulous lurvin'
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Have you asked her yet about her BF?
 
Nebulous said:
Lol.. He probably cant satisfy her thats why she needs some Nebulous lurvin'
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Shhh!... Do you hear that?! Thats the sound of Nebulous's head getting bigger
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The Dragon Master said:
[quote name='Nebulous']Lol.. He probably cant satisfy her thats why she needs some Nebulous lurvin'
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Shhh!... Do you hear that?! Thats the sound of Nebulous's head getting bigger
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Yeah, and it ain't the one between his shoulders either
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Jazzy said:
[quote name='The Dragon Master'][quote name='Nebulous']Lol.. He probably cant satisfy her thats why she needs some Nebulous lurvin'
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Shhh!... Do you hear that?! Thats the sound of Nebulous's head getting bigger
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[/quote]Yeah, and it ain't the one between his shoulders either
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Ya killin' meh Jazzy XD
 

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