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Scare the cashier!

Bamboo

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You have to buy 3 items to scare the hell out of the cashier. What do you buy?
 
In this day and age, far too many are worried about keeping a job or putting food on the table and keeping the lights on to be afraid of anything you plan on buying. :P

Once you been in retail long enough, you stop being so surprised by what you see go on in a retail store so I honestly wouldn't know what you could by in a store could bother a cashier.
 
How about a flash light, a hockey mask, and a chainsaw? :P
 
Duct Tape, Chainsaw and a Cookbook
 
A blowup doll, Condoms, Rope

( Might not scare them but will freak them out xD )
 
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Pick out a nice pin, a notepad, and some condoms. Find the prettiest cashier you can find. Write her a short letter declaring that you like her and that you want her to marry you. Be sure to come on really strong just to freak her out.
 
Pick out a nice pin, a notepad, and some condoms. Find the prettiest cashier you can find. Write her a short letter declaring that you like her and that you want her to marry you. Be sure to come on really strong just to freak her out.
Have you done this before? You seem to have a perfect plan xD
 

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