Scaring away girls?

[James]

I need to know how to keep girls away from me.

Next quarter, there's going to be girls in my college and I want to repel them.



I really to focus on improving my math and I just don't need girls distracting me.



My ideas are:

-Ignore them

-Listen to orchestrated music with the volume up high

-Use dark humor

-Say that I already have a girlfriend(Really, just a fictional character actually)

-Have an anime wallpaper where the girls are wearing next to nothing

-Tell them that 2D girls are better than them

-Be watching a bloody anime like Hellsing Ultimate,Higurashi or Elfen Lied

-Watch a perverted anime like Chobits or something

-Say I HAVE SWEET SAUCE ALL OVER MY BODY(Got that from a Dane Cook joke.)



Or

-Just ignore them and do nothing over-the-top. Listen to orchestrated music up high.

 

[Evil Eye]

-Listen to orchestrated music with the volume up high

-Be watching a bloody anime like Hellsing Ultimate,Higurashi or Elfen Lied

-Watch a perverted anime like Chobits or something

While I quite like all of these things, I don't think you should use them. Can't exactly focus on maths (or anything else much) when watching anime and people might just tell you to turn the volume down (especially when they're trying to study) if you've got it way up.



Ignoring them seems to be the best course of action.

 

[James]

I wasn't referring to listening to music while doing my math. I meant, while in college.



Plus music actually helps me feel better, which is good if I'm writing or doing math.



Also, I only will listen to the music during breaks.



Just clearing things up a bit for you all.

 

[Evil Eye]

Ah, ok.

Still, playing music is probably more likely to attract people. Either because they like it, or because they want you to turn it down.

 

[James]

If it's not my classmates or any staff, I'll ignore their requests. However, they probably wouldn't hear it, since I wear headphones.



I'll get immersed in the music easily by turning up the volume though, which assists me in ignoring them.



Even if orchestrated music attracts them, I'll just ignore them regardless.



Watching certain anime will also disgust them too, although I risk revealing my interest in anime.



I'll just stick to listening to music and ignoring them.

 

[Locke]

Just pick your nose whenever one is around.



That should keep them at bay.

 

[DrLeftover]

I think James is doing just fine.

 

[James]

Picking my nose is a good suggestion, although it may not keep them at bay for long.



I think I could also ignore their questions too.

 

[JetWing34]

Say I'm engaged to [insert fictional female character] while having an anime hottie poster hung up in your room.



Anyways, is it that the girls want your attention and want to be your girlfriend.

 

[James]

No, I'm just making preparations for possibility of this occurring in my next quarter in college and onwards.



If girls come into contact, just gonna ignore them and listen to music. And focus on math too.

 

[Sinon]

Tell them you're gay.

 

[James]

Nah, I've heard that tip before. But not to be sexist or anything, but I know that girls gossip.



If I say I'm gay, then everyone will think that.



I'll skip on that one.

 

[Nebulous]

Its possible to have a girlfriend & do fine in school. People around the globe do it everyday. Also its usually the guy who is picking up on the girls. I doubt you are so good looking that all the girls will be flocking to you like crazy.

 

[James]

Depends. What if the girls see the guys drooling all over them like dogs, but yet I mind my own business?

 

[Nebulous]

This whole topic is silly.

I doubt any girl is going to force themselves into your life to the point that you will be too distracted to get anything done.

 

[James]

I still want to keep them away, though.

 

[Nebulous]

with that.

 

[James]

How so?

 

[michellekelly]

Nah, I've heard that tip before. But not to be sexist or anything, but I know that girls gossip.



If I say I'm gay, then everyone will think that.



I'll skip on that one.

Well if you set out to ignore girls then they will think that and you might have a bigger problem on your hands.

 

[James]

Well, I'm planning on being a social recluse who only goes out of his house to go to work or the store.



I know the bigger problem if I ignore these girls will be getting a girlfriend, if I decide I want one.