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**Warning! This is a terrible joke! Major groan alert!**
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A diver was shipwrecked up onto a lonely and tropical shore. As he stood up he noticed his hands were purple, he looked at his feet and they were purple, worriedly he unzipped his wetsuit and his chest and stomach were purple.



With his head in his hands he cried,



Oh my God! I’ve been marooned!





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