Squirrel walks into a bar, gets drunk and smashes it up

[Jazzy]

A squirrel walked into a bar and caused £300 of damage while getting drunk.

The rodent struck at Honeybourne Railway Club, Worcestershire, where it somehow turned on a Caffrey’s beer tap, scattered cash and broke bottles.

Club secretary Sam Boulter told the BBC: ‘There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar’s pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey’s tap.

The Club secretary added: ‘He must have flung himself on the handle and drank some as he was staggering around all over the place and moving a bit slowly.

‘I’ve never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say.’

Mr Boulter finally found the squirrel in a bin and released it out of the window.

The squirrel has been barred for life.

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