Stolen Cow Tongue

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/02/jason-puckett-cow-tongue_n_6258094.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

DELAND, Fla. (AP) — Police in Florida say a Wal-Mart shopper denied slipping $35 worth of beef tongue into his pants, but the telltale tongue told a different story.

DeLand police say 44-year-old Jason Puckett was charged last week with misdemeanor theft after a Wal-Mart security guard spotted him slipping two packages of tongue into his waistband.

When the guard confronted Puckett at the store's exit, Puckett denied stealing the packages and said he had put them back on a shelf.

But the guard told authorities Puckett then removed the tongue from his pants when he didn't think he was being watched and ran from the store.

Jail records show Puckett remained in jail Tuesday. Bail was set at $2,500.

A public defender assigned to Puckett did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

Odd.

 

[Jazzy]

I was going to post a tongue-in-cheek reply butt decided against it.

 

[DrLeftover]

Tongue has a very rich flavor and is completely lean.

However.

Unless you know how to prepare it, that cut of meat is inedible.