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Story Time!

Hungry Ego

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Each person provides 1 line of the story, which is a continuation from the post above yours. I will periodically go in and update this post with a condensed version of the story that is written.

RULES:
- You can only post one (1) sentence at a time.
- You cannot double post.
- The story can be as obscure and "questionable" as you'd like, but please keep it PG-13.
- I will give 250 Hubux to the person who makes the 50th post in the story as a prize.
- Please keep posts RELATED to the story content; all other conversations/off-topic posts will be purged out of this thread.
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I'll start:

Once upon a time, there was a little hamster named Ash...
 
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Mod Note: I moved this thread from the Forum Games section to the main lounge for more visibility. This is a really easy and rather interesting activity. Now it will appear for people to see!
 
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This little hamster always wanted to visit North Korea.
 
So one day, Ash the hamster booked himself a flight ticket to North Korea!
 
Where he found himself no longer the smallest thing
 
that he can get, he wishes to find a hamster as a pet to take it back
 
But no, he thought, I won't waste my time getting a hamster as a pet.
 
Or a Tiger for another greatest pet of all time, however
 
(He didn't know how to get to the zoo @Empire ? . Anyway)

At the Zoo, he decided to visit the gift shop first.
 
He proceeded to fill the stuffed zebra plushy with all the drugs he had.
 
After he finished what he had to do at the zoo, he decided to get naked and
 
Run streaking down the main street of town with the zebra plushy above his head
 
Until a loud noise appears, sounds like a gunshot, Yet it was, He had been shot down as he was running naked down the street from a
 
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