Stranded on a dessert island

[The Dragon Master]

Picture the scene, you and 5 other Off Topix members are stranded on a dessert island. You have no phones. No way to contact civilization to get help.

Which Off Topix members would you prefer to get stranded with?
Which tasks (ie gathering food etc ) would you give to the members?
If you had to sacrifice one, who would it be?
How long do you think you would survive?
How would you like to be rescued?

 

[Atrox]

I'd eat it... Dessert is a food course; You're looking for Desert. But seriously, I am the Dreaded Lord so.. I'd just take you all as my minion and I'd sit under a tree while you make a human bridge to the nearest continent.