Have you had any strange dreams lately?
Aside from my most recent dream of being a black-woman during the ninety-thirties who is merely trying to get by from a shit-job while also taking care of a little girl until finally, the little girl rolls her toy Barbie-car down the road into the neighbor's yard. She goes and gets it, then bails, but later, the racist white neighbor knocks on my door and scolds me saying that the next time it happens he'll fuck us up. Afterward, I am, of course, paranoid, but that doesn't stop it from happening again, and sure enough, he comes over and lynches us remorselessly before raping my daughter. He sells us as prostitutes, and that's about where the dream ends. Aside from that, nothing too weird, really. I had another dream that I was Dexter trying to catch and kill Jason Voorhees before going downstairs in a basement that looked remarkably like the one I have in real-life, and being eaten alive by this black-liquid that turned out to be the blood of an old lady that apparently died earlier in my dream, but I never noticed.