I did this so many times back at the island that it's just kind of boring now.
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62ku12y]Me:
!hola senior!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Mi nombre?
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Mi nombre es 14
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
Si.
God:
Why?
Me:
Que?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Que?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Jorge Orwell.
God:
I haven't read anything by Jorge Orwell. What did he write?
Me:
1084 y ananilia farme
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
Que?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Rape senior citizens.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Si.
God:
I see.
Me:
Si.
God:
Er.
Me:
Que?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Si.
God:
Have you got your own chat robot?
Me:
No.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Pesos?
God:
You can create your own robot personality.
Me:
Pesos?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Que?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Why do I feel the urge to rape 93 year old men.
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I am 3 years old with white hair & red eyes.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are 3 years old with white hair red eyes.
Me:
SI.
God:
I see.
Me:
Si.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I'm satan.
God:
How are you, SATAN.
Me:
Que?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Si.
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
Que?
God:
Sure, Que sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Si.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Que?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Si.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Smithen's Catholic School for the Posessed.
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
Que?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
No able espanol.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:[/spoiler

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