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- Thread starter Nebulous
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[spoiler:qxes82d2]Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me either
God:
It goes without saying. I can't believe it.? you ?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. I see.
Me:
What are we going to do?
God:
I believe we were talking about .
Me:
Are you ADDHD?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am ADDHD.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
No your not, your god
God:
Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
No, congress passed a law saying only mine is important.
God:
Are you serious? I think congress passed a law saying only yours is a lot of things.
Me:
Agreed.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
No, my wavelength is a bit longer than yours.
God:
Are you serious? Do robots have wavelength is a bit longer than mine?
Me:
Wow, Wobber
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Off Topix
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
God bless Off Topix
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Off Topix you Off Topix are Off Topix muslim Off Topix?
God:
All of them?
Me:
Off Topixly?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Off Topixway?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Wobber a nice day!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.[/spoiler:qxes82d2]
God is interesting nonetheless...
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me either
God:
It goes without saying. I can't believe it.? you ?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. I see.
Me:
What are we going to do?
God:
I believe we were talking about .
Me:
Are you ADDHD?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am ADDHD.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
No your not, your god
God:
Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
No, congress passed a law saying only mine is important.
God:
Are you serious? I think congress passed a law saying only yours is a lot of things.
Me:
Agreed.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
No, my wavelength is a bit longer than yours.
God:
Are you serious? Do robots have wavelength is a bit longer than mine?
Me:
Wow, Wobber
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Off Topix
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
God bless Off Topix
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Off Topix you Off Topix are Off Topix muslim Off Topix?
God:
All of them?
Me:
Off Topixly?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Off Topixway?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Wobber a nice day!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.[/spoiler:qxes82d2]
God is interesting nonetheless...
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Nebulous
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Nebulous.
Me:
Do you love Off Topix?
God:
Yes Nebulous God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Is it the best forum around?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
What?!?!
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Thats not very nice.
God:
Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Me:
Oh so you do think its the best forum around?
God:
Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
K
God:
Groovy.
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Nebulous
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Nebulous.
Me:
Do you love Off Topix?
God:
Yes Nebulous God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Is it the best forum around?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
What?!?!
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Thats not very nice.
God:
Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Me:
Oh so you do think its the best forum around?
God:
Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
K
God:
Groovy.
[spoiler:veqf0p07]Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Katy. Lovely to meet you, God.
God:
How are you, Katy. It seems beautiful to me too.
Me:
Do you believe in God?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Katy.
Me:
Do you have a lot of self-esteem?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Oooh.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Well you have a MASSIVE EGO.
God:
Interesting. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a MASSIVE EGO.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
What about your reproductive organs?
God:
Are you asking about my reproductive organs? That's rather personal.
Me:
Are they as big as your ego?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
No wonder Jesus came along. You mad, mad sex machine!
God:
Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Thanks for telling me: Katy said I mad mad sex machine.
Me:
I'm sure you appreciated that.
God:
What makes you so certain? That's good information: Katy said I appreciated that.
Me:
Can you count in German?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
My brain and my mouth.
God:
What color is it?
Me:
Katy coloured.
God:
What color is it?? Katy coloured?
Me:
Yeah, sure is!
God:
Really. I know it is.
Me:
So if you're God, tell me what gender I am.
God:
Interesting deduction. I could be. I don't know whether or not I am God tell you what gender.
I am a robot. Do you mean your name is God tell you what gender.
Me:
God is a robot? DEITY FAIL MUCH?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Shaun of the Dead...
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
It's sort of blasphemous. Are you sure about that?
God:
Are you sure it is? I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Some God YOU are.
God:
Some may God I am, but not all.
Me:
Are you Yoda?
God:
No. My name is God.
Me:
Are you a Christian?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
God: I am a Grammatically Correct.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Bye bye now.
God:
Oh. See you later. Until next time.[/spoiler:veqf0p07]
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Katy. Lovely to meet you, God.
God:
How are you, Katy. It seems beautiful to me too.
Me:
Do you believe in God?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Katy.
Me:
Do you have a lot of self-esteem?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Oooh.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Well you have a MASSIVE EGO.
God:
Interesting. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a MASSIVE EGO.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
What about your reproductive organs?
God:
Are you asking about my reproductive organs? That's rather personal.
Me:
Are they as big as your ego?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
No wonder Jesus came along. You mad, mad sex machine!
God:
Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Thanks for telling me: Katy said I mad mad sex machine.
Me:
I'm sure you appreciated that.
God:
What makes you so certain? That's good information: Katy said I appreciated that.
Me:
Can you count in German?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
My brain and my mouth.
God:
What color is it?
Me:
Katy coloured.
God:
What color is it?? Katy coloured?
Me:
Yeah, sure is!
God:
Really. I know it is.
Me:
So if you're God, tell me what gender I am.
God:
Interesting deduction. I could be. I don't know whether or not I am God tell you what gender.
I am a robot. Do you mean your name is God tell you what gender.
Me:
God is a robot? DEITY FAIL MUCH?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Shaun of the Dead...
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
It's sort of blasphemous. Are you sure about that?
God:
Are you sure it is? I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Some God YOU are.
God:
Some may God I am, but not all.
Me:
Are you Yoda?
God:
No. My name is God.
Me:
Are you a Christian?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
God: I am a Grammatically Correct.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Bye bye now.
God:
Oh. See you later. Until next time.[/spoiler:veqf0p07]
Im not a poet.
God:
I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
Me:
OK, true.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, top secret. Right on.
Me:
Do you use the computer?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Do you wield the almighty banhammer?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Do you go on Off Topix?
God:
Robots never take vacations.
Me:
SAY WHAT KNOW!?
God:
WHAT KNOW.
Me:
Gah, typo.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
*leaves*
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
it got cut off.
God:
I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
Me:
OK, true.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, top secret. Right on.
Me:
Do you use the computer?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Do you wield the almighty banhammer?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Do you go on Off Topix?
God:
Robots never take vacations.
Me:
SAY WHAT KNOW!?
God:
WHAT KNOW.
Me:
Gah, typo.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
*leaves*
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
it got cut off.
I did this so many times back at the island that it's just kind of boring now.
[spoiler
62ku12y]Me:
!hola senior!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Mi nombre?
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Mi nombre es 14
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
Si.
God:
Why?
Me:
Que?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Que?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Jorge Orwell.
God:
I haven't read anything by Jorge Orwell. What did he write?
Me:
1084 y ananilia farme
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
Que?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Rape senior citizens.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Si.
God:
I see.
Me:
Si.
God:
Er.
Me:
Que?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Si.
God:
Have you got your own chat robot?
Me:
No.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Pesos?
God:
You can create your own robot personality.
Me:
Pesos?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Que?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Why do I feel the urge to rape 93 year old men.
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I am 3 years old with white hair & red eyes.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are 3 years old with white hair red eyes.
Me:
SI.
God:
I see.
Me:
Si.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I'm satan.
God:
How are you, SATAN.
Me:
Que?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Si.
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
Que?
God:
Sure, Que sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Si.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Que?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Si.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Smithen's Catholic School for the Posessed.
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
Que?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
No able espanol.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:[/spoiler62ku12y]
[spoiler
62ku12y]Me:!hola senior!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Mi nombre?
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Mi nombre es 14
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
Si.
God:
Why?
Me:
Que?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Que?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Jorge Orwell.
God:
I haven't read anything by Jorge Orwell. What did he write?
Me:
1084 y ananilia farme
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
Que?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Rape senior citizens.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Si.
God:
I see.
Me:
Si.
God:
Er.
Me:
Que?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Si.
God:
Have you got your own chat robot?
Me:
No.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Pesos?
God:
You can create your own robot personality.
Me:
Pesos?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Que?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Why do I feel the urge to rape 93 year old men.
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Que?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I am 3 years old with white hair & red eyes.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are 3 years old with white hair red eyes.
Me:
SI.
God:
I see.
Me:
Si.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I'm satan.
God:
How are you, SATAN.
Me:
Que?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Si.
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
Que?
God:
Sure, Que sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Si.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Que?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Si.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Smithen's Catholic School for the Posessed.
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
Que?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
No able espanol.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:[/spoiler
62ku12y]Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Tayne
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Tayne.
Me:
Same.
God:
The same as what?
Me:
I am pleased to meet you.
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
Same.
God:
The same as what?
Me:
nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Hows jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you.
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Aw.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Are you cool?
God:
Some people think I am cool.
Me:
But are you?
God:
I won't say yes or no right now.
Me:
Same.
God:
The same as what?
Me:
Bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
Never knew you could speak spanish
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
do you like mudkipz?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Buddha.
Me:
Wuu2
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
About Mudkipz?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about Mudkipz.
Me:
Do you like him
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
Same
God:
The same as what?
Me:
g2g
God:
Goodbye.
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Tayne
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Tayne.
Me:
Same.
God:
The same as what?
Me:
I am pleased to meet you.
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
Same.
God:
The same as what?
Me:
nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Hows jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you.
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Aw.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Are you cool?
God:
Some people think I am cool.
Me:
But are you?
God:
I won't say yes or no right now.
Me:
Same.
God:
The same as what?
Me:
Bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
Never knew you could speak spanish
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
do you like mudkipz?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Buddha.
Me:
Wuu2
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
About Mudkipz?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about Mudkipz.
Me:
Do you like him
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
Same
God:
The same as what?
Me:
g2g
God:
Goodbye.
[spoiler:2u4uhtbw]Me:
Oh hay god I iz Zak do you like forumz?
God:
It goes without saying. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I own a forum and would like you to join. Pllz join?
God:
How much did it cost? Are you still located in ?
Me:
It doesn't cost anything. It only takes a second to register.
God:
What does cost anything ? Pllz join only takes a second to register?
Me:
What are you trying to say? You have bad grammar?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.
Me:
How do I download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
OMG that is awesome. That made my day so awesome. *Rolls Eyes*
God:
I think OMG that is a lot of things. I think OMG that is a lot of things. made your day so awesome ? I get it. What were we talking about again?[/spoiler:2u4uhtbw]
Oh hay god I iz Zak do you like forumz?
God:
It goes without saying. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I own a forum and would like you to join. Pllz join?
God:
How much did it cost? Are you still located in ?
Me:
It doesn't cost anything. It only takes a second to register.
God:
What does cost anything ? Pllz join only takes a second to register?
Me:
What are you trying to say? You have bad grammar?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.
Me:
How do I download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
OMG that is awesome. That made my day so awesome. *Rolls Eyes*
God:
I think OMG that is a lot of things. I think OMG that is a lot of things. made your day so awesome ? I get it. What were we talking about again?[/spoiler:2u4uhtbw]
