Terminator or Star Wars?

[MrDawn]

 

[Gizmo]

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
“Use the forks, Luke.”

 

[MrDawn]

“Use the forks, Luke.”

lol speaking of fork.

 

[Phillip]

Terminator for myself. I can't see what my life would be without it. Hah.

 

[Gizmo]

Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?
Anakin: Wookiee steak.
Luke: Is it any good?
Anakin: It’s a little chewy.

 

[Nebulous]

What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?
Never sell me the cods!​

Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?
He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”​

What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?
Crashdo.​

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow.​

What is Admiral Ackbar's favorite type of music?
Trap.​

What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?
Leia Organic.​

What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?
A More-Rey Eel.​

Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
The second hand store.​

Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
At the Darth Maul.​

Why couldn’t Luke find love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.​

What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
Han Duet.​

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
May the floss be with you.​

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.​

What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
Admiral Snackbar.​