The case of the prosthetic penis, aka the Whizzinator

[Jazzy]

ST. LOUIS - A Missouri man has been arrested and accused of...wait for it...using a prosthetic penis to foil a drug test.

Feel free to read that line again.



Authorities say Sydney Levin was giving a urine sample last week as part of his probation, when police noticed him using the prosthetic device known as a Whizzinator.



The product is advertised as a discreet device that includes synthetic medical grade urine.



According to CBS St. Louis, Levin, who's 34, is charged with...wait for it again...possessing a forging instrument.



According to Wikipedia, the device received media coverage in 2005 when former Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was caught with one at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, which resulted in his suspension. Congress, in fact, held hearings on the Whizzinator around the same time, says Wikipedia.



Levin was already on probation for possessing a controlled substance and felony stealing

For his alleged Whizzinator ways, Levin was held at the St. Charles County Jail, but was released after posting a $25,000 bond.



Our calls to Sigmund Freud for comment on this story were not returned.

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Isn't the law a beautiful thing?

 

[Evil Eye]

And there I thought this would be about some poor guy who'd lost his.

 

[Jazzy]

This guy has the perfect surname for this product:

Actor

Tom Sizemore has also brought the Whizzinator into the public eye after having been caught with one attempting to evade drug tests.

 

[Evil Eye]

Hehe

 

[Jazzy]

This story is a pisser, eh?