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The REAL ending to The Empire Strikes Back

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A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is

backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.

A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes

spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs

away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to

go but straight down.



Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to

your father.



Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!



Darth Vader: No… I am your father!



Luke: No, it’s not true! It’s impossible.



Darth Vader: Search your feelings… you know it to be

true…



Luke: NO!



Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else?

You know that brass droid of yours?



Luke: Threepio?



Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him… when I

was 7 years old…



Luke: No…



Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done?

Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn’t even

levitate your own ship out of the swamp…



Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!



Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I

single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid

Control ship!



Luke: Well, it’s not my fault…



Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father

never gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo

hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith… waahhh

wahhh!”



Luke: Shut up…



Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was

you’re age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!



Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon!



Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 10

years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open… Only human

to ever fly a Pod Racer… right here baby!



Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.



Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I

don’t know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine…



Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then

plunges down the shaft.



Darth Vader looks after him.



Darth Vader: Get a haircut you F$#king hippy!
 
EPISODE V IS COMPLETELY SCREWED OVER NOW



Just cos Anakin Skywalker doesn't HAVE any hair left. =[ And then gets burnt to oblivion in the end by a guy in an awesome black Jedi Knight costume thing.
 
Anna said:
The real ending was alot better to the real movie. I dislike it when people try to poorly make fun of Star Wars or any film.



Fangirl? Calm down, it's funny. It doesn't make Star Wars or any film a worse film.
 
Discord said:
[quote name='Anna']The real ending was alot better to the real movie. I dislike it when people try to poorly make fun of Star Wars or any film.



Fangirl? Calm down, it's funny. It doesn't make Star Wars or any film a worse film.[/quote]

I was at the theatre the opening night of the first 3 Star Wars movies.....I just thought it was funny.
 
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