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The stupidest way
- Thread starter Jazzy
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Dislocated my shoulder by pushing an empty swing. Yes, yes...I did. Stupid on ALL counts, if you think about it.
The "stupidest" I've ever personally witnessed happened while on the phone with my BFF. While we were talking, she suddenly grunted in mid sentence, and completely out of breath, whispered..."Oh, shit...I just punched myself in the stomach."
Like, how does one do that?!? Can't you see the punch coming? Can't you pull yourself OUT of punching yourself in the stomach?!? How does one 'sucker-punch' one's self?!?
The "stupidest" I've ever personally witnessed happened while on the phone with my BFF. While we were talking, she suddenly grunted in mid sentence, and completely out of breath, whispered..."Oh, shit...I just punched myself in the stomach."
Like, how does one do that?!? Can't you see the punch coming? Can't you pull yourself OUT of punching yourself in the stomach?!? How does one 'sucker-punch' one's self?!?
Walking on the foot path looking to my right talking to my mate
I walked smack bang into a telegraph pole
I walked smack bang into a telegraph pole
Savona
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So I have 4 kids, all adult now, and needless to say when they were young we had (oh horror) a van.
So coming out of the variety store they are all watching from the windows so see what I bought. Being the amazing Mom I lift the bags and yell ... "I bought chocolate bars" see their faces light up, lost my balance and slipped down four stairs, which were covered in snow, and slid part way under (oh horror) the van.
All I could hear was my kids laughing their asses off so hard they were actually crying. It was actually pretty funny.
To hear them, STILL, recount that day, OFTEN, I looked like a crazy as I was slipping down the stairs.
THEIR story goes like this. There is Mom waving the grocery bags, then her eyes pop out, then we can't see her anymore, kinda like she vanished.
So even as adults they STILL cackle like crazies. :glare:
So coming out of the variety store they are all watching from the windows so see what I bought. Being the amazing Mom I lift the bags and yell ... "I bought chocolate bars" see their faces light up, lost my balance and slipped down four stairs, which were covered in snow, and slid part way under (oh horror) the van.
All I could hear was my kids laughing their asses off so hard they were actually crying. It was actually pretty funny.
To hear them, STILL, recount that day, OFTEN, I looked like a crazy as I was slipping down the stairs.
THEIR story goes like this. There is Mom waving the grocery bags, then her eyes pop out, then we can't see her anymore, kinda like she vanished.
So even as adults they STILL cackle like crazies. :glare:
