The worst website ever

[Jazzy]

In the nearly infinite void that is the internet, people have two options on how to get noticed.

You can either create a unique and functioning website that people want and need, such as eBay or Facebook, or you can just make the most annoying and obnoxiously loud website imaginable, such as Lingcars.com (Warning: After clicking on that link you will never be the same again).

Ling Valentine is a wannabe entrepreneur who has created what can realistically be described as the worst website ever to promote her car leasing business.

Upon visiting Lingscars.com you are immediately assaulted with a hellish sight of flashing graphics, epilepsy inducing gifs and even the sound of Ling herself singing covers of her favourite tunes.

Ling, who is originally from China but has lived in the UK for eight years, describes herself as a ‘genius in marketing’.

While her website doesn’t exactly back up her claims, you can’t argue with results, and Lingscars.com has seen a sudden spike in hits recently since someone stumbled across it an inevitably shared it far and wide (after all, misery loves company).

We don’t want to spoil the hours of fun/torture you can have browsing Lingscars.com, however if you do be sure to drop in to the ‘frequently asked questions’ page, where questions such as ‘can I choose what my colour my car is?’ are answered with videos of this nature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgQUXtc1TPY

Thoughts?

 

[Ashley]

I know I'll be staying away from THAT website, that's for sure!

 

[Jazzy]

I know I'll be staying away from THAT website, that's for sure!

Did you click on the link?

 

[DrLeftover]

It is easily the "busiest" webpage I've ever seen.

And I'm glad I routinely leave my speakers OFF.

 

[Jazzy]

It is easily the "busiest" webpage I've ever seen.

And I'm glad I routinely leave my speakers OFF.

Same here and that webpage hurt my eyes! :s

 

[Ashley]

I know I'll be staying away from THAT website, that's for sure!

Did you click on the link?

No, but as there are gifs that are likely to trigger seizures, I'm not even going to risk it.

 

[Jazzy]

I know I'll be staying away from THAT website, that's for sure!

Did you click on the link?

No, but as there are gifs that are likely to trigger seizures, I'm not even going to risk it.

I don't blame you at all. I clicked the link and had to immediately get off that website. It's definitely the worst website I've ever seen.

 

[Ashley]

I know I'll be staying away from THAT website, that's for sure!

Did you click on the link?

No, but as there are gifs that are likely to trigger seizures, I'm not even going to risk it.

I don't blame you at all. I clicked the link and had to immediately get off that website. It's definitely the worst website I've ever seen.

I would've hit the back button so fast it would've made your head spin. How can anybody expect to get members/readers with crap like that on their site? This is why I went the general discussion route. You don't need any bells or whistles at all for that niche, and it can be easy to keep themes looking neat, clean as well as organized.

 

[DrLeftover]

Indeed.

Flashing banner ads and 'quick cut' animations are known to trigger photo-sensitive epilepsy AND cause migraines.

Why anybody would use ONE is questionable.

Why anybody would saturate an entire Web Site with them, is beyond my ken.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I clicked on it and there was just some text in the corner that said "WAH!"

 

[+paradox]

best website ever...

 

[beowulf]

a few useful gifs there, added to the collection

but it certainly wouldnt make me want to lease a car from them.................run like hell more like! lol

 

[Ashley]

Well, I didn't have any seizures after clicking the link. But the flashing images made me not want to look around all the same. And why does that one thing say "WAH"? Sounds a little immature if you ask me. I can't drive because of my seizure disorder, but if I could, that would be one place I wouldn't EVEN consider renting a car from there, never mind buy one.

 

[Evil Eye]

It has a chicken! Best site ever.

 

[MrDawn]

I clicked on the link. Its kind of weird...

 

[+paradox]

It has a chicken! Best site ever.

haha the chicken is awesome!  

 

[Jazzy]

I clicked the link only to see the chicken. Couldn't stay long enough for the chicken to load. Ugh...never again!

 

[+paradox]

I clicked the link only to see the chicken. Couldn't stay long enough for the chicken to load. Ugh...never again!

the chicken is your best friend, it's all of our best friend...

 

[Jazzy]

I love chicken but I don't love getting a headache from that damn website.

 

[Jazzy]

^Agreed that she's learned nothing but describes herself as a ‘genius in marketing’.