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The worst website ever

Jazzy

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In the nearly infinite void that is the internet, people have two options on how to get noticed.

You can either create a unique and functioning website that people want and need, such as eBay or Facebook, or you can just make the most annoying and obnoxiously loud website imaginable, such as Lingcars.com (Warning: After clicking on that link you will never be the same again).

Ling Valentine is a wannabe entrepreneur who has created what can realistically be described as the worst website ever to promote her car leasing business.

Upon visiting Lingscars.com you are immediately assaulted with a hellish sight of flashing graphics, epilepsy inducing gifs and even the sound of Ling herself singing covers of her favourite tunes.

Ling, who is originally from China but has lived in the UK for eight years, describes herself as a ‘genius in marketing’.

While her website doesn’t exactly back up her claims, you can’t argue with results, and Lingscars.com has seen a sudden spike in hits recently since someone stumbled across it an inevitably shared it far and wide (after all, misery loves company).

We don’t want to spoil the hours of fun/torture you can have browsing Lingscars.com, however if you do be sure to drop in to the ‘frequently asked questions’ page, where questions such as ‘can I choose what my colour my car is?’ are answered with videos of this nature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgQUXtc1TPY

Thoughts?
 
Ashley said:
I know I'll be staying away from THAT website, that's for sure!

Did you click on the link?
 
DrLeftover said:
It is easily the "busiest" webpage I've ever seen.

And I'm glad I routinely leave my speakers OFF.

Same here and that webpage hurt my eyes! :s
 
Ashley said:
Jazzy said:
Ashley said:
I know I'll be staying away from THAT website, that's for sure!


Did you click on the link?

No, but as there are gifs that are likely to trigger seizures, I'm not even going to risk it.

I don't blame you at all. I clicked the link and had to immediately get off that website. It's definitely the worst website I've ever seen.
 
Jazzy said:
Ashley said:
Jazzy said:
Ashley said:
I know I'll be staying away from THAT website, that's for sure!


Did you click on the link?

No, but as there are gifs that are likely to trigger seizures, I'm not even going to risk it.


I don't blame you at all. I clicked the link and had to immediately get off that website. It's definitely the worst website I've ever seen.

I would've hit the back button so fast it would've made your head spin. How can anybody expect to get members/readers with crap like that on their site? This is why I went the general discussion route. You don't need any bells or whistles at all for that niche, and it can be easy to keep themes looking neat, clean as well as organized.
 
I clicked on it and there was just some text in the corner that said "WAH!"
 
a few useful gifs there, added to the collection :lol:

but it certainly wouldnt make me want to lease a car from them.................run like hell more like! lol
 
Well, I didn't have any seizures after clicking the link. But the flashing images made me not want to look around all the same. And why does that one thing say "WAH"? Sounds a little immature if you ask me. I can't drive because of my seizure disorder, but if I could, that would be one place I wouldn't EVEN consider renting a car from there, never mind buy one.
 
I clicked the link only to see the chicken. Couldn't stay long enough for the chicken to load. Ugh...never again!
 
Jazzy said:
I clicked the link only to see the chicken. Couldn't stay long enough for the chicken to load. Ugh...never again!

the chicken is your best friend, it's all of our best friend... :P
 
I love chicken but I don't love getting a headache from that damn website.
 
^Agreed that she's learned nothing but describes herself as a ‘genius in marketing’. :rolleyes:
 
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