This cat is kissing his teddy, and he doesn’t care who knows it

[Jazzy]

Smudge the cat doesn’t give a damn how cute/weird he’s being. He’s just here to have a good time. And we love him for it.

Just look at that little face. That happy, contented little face. And the look of pure bliss when he’s finished.

Never mind that he’s essentially french kissing a teddy. This is 2015, people. Get over it.

(We’re also enjoying the little cat in the background, who just wants to know what’s going on.)

The video was posted by Cats Protection East Surrey via their Facebook page, and it’s made our Friday afternoon complete.

Click here to see the video

Awe, he's so cute!

 

[Smiley]

If a cat does it, it's cute, but if it were a human instead of a cat, it would be bestiality.

 

[Jazzy]

If a cat does it, it's cute, but if it were a human instead of a cat, it would be bestiality.

So a human kissing a stuffed teddy bear would be considered bestiality? If so, I'm guilty as I kissed my teddy bear goodnight when I was little. Guess, I'm a closet pervert then, eh?

 

[Smiley]

I'm gonna plead the Fifth here and walk away from this one.

 

[Elvira]

So a human kissing a stuffed teddy bear would be considered bestiality? If so, I'm guilty as I kissed my teddy bear goodnight when I was little. Guess, I'm a closet pervert then, eh?

Me too Jazzy!

 

[Smiley]

You know, ladies, I wouldn't mind if the two of you were to come out of the closet. *cough*

 

[Elvira]

Yeah, it wouldn't freak you out if we suddenly popped out of your closet!

 

[Smiley]

Hoo boy, this thread has certainly took an interesting turn.

 

[Elvira]

 

[Jazzy]

It would freak me the heck out if I popped out of Smiley's closet. I'm safe where I am.

 

[Elvira]

How big is the closet anyhow? Bigger on the inside?

 

[Smiley]

@Jazzy

It is unavoidable.